Monday 23 February 2009

Do not worry

Be honest, I am not a secret agent like you, because I am not educated. But you know, there is a anti-terrorist booklet in the blog space.

One writer wrote in that booklet:

Preface:

The police is not tapping our internet usage at all, and they do not know what is wireless or wifi, so blogger is hidden from the police's eyes.

And our hand phones and computers have no spyware and virus at all, and the they will not listen into our conversation.

And the undercover agent cannot drive a car to follow our journey, because they are blind.

And the thieve will not climb up the rooftop at night..because they are lame...

and they will not harm you because they are for peace...

and they will not cut your telephone line to hear and see what is happening in your brain...since they do not know where is your telephone line...

the secret agent will sleep at night like you, and they will not spy and keep watching on you...because they are not paid by anyone for this...

the authority will not pressing on your windows and doors at night, hoping the windows and doors are not closed at night...

and they do not know what is biological warfare, because they do not have any spectacles in their home, do not worry at all,

and the terrorists are kind and sweet at first look, so do not worry at all...and they do not run any website at all, they do not know how to sent messages through the cookies, so do not worry...

and they do not know how to denote a bomb so they put into their pockets and they carry the bomb around, so do not worry at all..

and they will pray and pray until fire ran down from heaven, and they say it is to kill and destroy those mental ill patients like me...do not worry at all..

and they will not hear what you say even you shout in your bathroom, because they do not know how to put an ear in the wall...do not worry at all..

and they are too busy to put any camera to keep watching a place, because they are keep on watching TV day and night.

and the terrorists are not so clever, they wrote a mark "VPP" at their forehead, and walk around like a zombie...so do not worry at all...

and all the teachers and headmasters, lawyers, every one you know, you do not know, they are good people, so do not worry at all, they are kind and good, do not complaint at all, so do not worry at all...

and the politicians are all clean and cleansed, so do not worry at all...

even so do not worry at all, the terrorists are not invisible, we can see them, they are not God, they are around us, living like us. Be normal, act normal, pretend to hear nothing, see nothing, speak nothing...living like a stupid man...so do not worry about them,

Why we have to worry? Since there is no terrorist in our country?

"Do not worry for tomorrow, tomorrow has it's own worries!"

"Why you worry about your Bible, worry about the Bible and its future ?"

If you still worry about this, worry about that, you little faith, remember faith like a mustard seed,

Furthermore, even Bangali bravely told us, do not worry, "My body guard is in heaven!"

"Why you worry?" "Do not worry!" ...."Say Be happy, say... No VPP!"

Say cheese, cheese, cheese!

I am not thinking rightly?

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